Santa: A Police car brought me home drunk last night and... Banta: And? Santa: And I have no idea where I stole it from!
Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why 3? Husband: 4u and your parents.
Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?